Today I'm slammed with work and don't have it in me to write something, so I'm recycling the very first Juvenescence post from this week last year. I think my blog stats peaked at 3 visitors that day, all blood relatives.
THE FIRST POST IS THE FEAKING HARDEST

What do I say?
What is my stance?
What will my readers think?
Ah, what a relief. The answer to the last question helps inform the rest, because I HAVE NO READERS!
Now on to the mundane.
Like many writers, I procrastinate. Can't seem to open my manuscript until I have exhausted every excuse NOT to, including finishing such odious tasks as litter-box mining. Today as I sat down at my desk, I realized I could not possibly write without my Goldfinches.
Let me pause here and acknowledge that admitting to birdwatching puts me in that category with your phlegmatic pipe-smoking great uncle, but hey, I want to keep it honest, this being my first post and all. So anyway, I have a finch feeder hanging just a foot away from my computer on the other side of the window and I love to watch the tiny yellow birds fight for thistle seeds as I search for the right word/phrase/idea.
It's no wonder that I was uninspired today, the feeder was empty! So I've filled it up again and now I wait; I'm not opening that manuscript until there's at least one feaking bird outside my window.
Word of the day: Feak - The action of a bird wiping its beak.
The goldfinch feaking on the willow branch inspired me to write.
FASCINATING BREAKING NEWS: I've had my first customer. A fat fluffy male who looks like he knows where to get thistle even when I've run out.
Damn, now I have to open my doc.
11 comments:
Snarf. Happy one year blogiversary! Do you still have the feeder?
Thanks, Carrie! Yes, I do still have the feeder; I need my tools of procrastination! There are two Goldfinches and a poser chowing down at it right now...
yeah I am lucky number 3! do i win something? Im feaking iwth excitment (did i use that right?)
Feak. What a great word.
Congrats one the one-year anniversary Christy!
Also, how could you tell the bird was a male? I mean...I know how you could tell if you were really up close and personal but, but...um...it has to do with feather color, right? Right?
Shelli - You win my undying love and respect. Okay, it's no website, like you give away, but it' something! :)
AC - The males are this beautiful sunshine yellow with proud black wings, while the females are a boring speckled brown. But they hold their own - I'm looking at four ladies who are hogging the feeder and keeping the males away...
I feaking love it!
Wow! You've come a long way in a year. Congratulations on your one year annviversary!
Happy One-Blog-Year! I enjoy your blog very much.
Thanks everyone, you're all so very nice to me!
Happy one year! You've come far haven't you? Gives me hope for my blog ^^
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