I wonder if there’s a way to psychologically profile someone by the keywords that drive people to their blogs? Just as The Web Bot Project is able to predict trends and provide useful day trading info, do the words that lead people to our site somehow form a picture of who we are?
For the love of god, I hope the answer is NO.
I just looked at the phrases people used to get to my site. Frightening. There’s a whole category that just includes the words “tight pants” from which a sub-category of “camel toe” quickly emerges.
Would the FBI be able to sketch a psychological profile of me based on the following keywords that led to my blog?
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Searches JUST about tight pants:
tight pants pain
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stalking secretary tight pants
tight work out pants camel toe
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tight pants pain risk
tight pants camel toe
(Anyone else think I should alert the authorities in Joensuu, Finland, where the search “stalking secretary tight pants” originated?)
If we can take anything away from this it's that any post involving "tight pants" and/or "camel toe" is a traffic driver....
3 weeks ago